Crash

A Huey Cobra practicing auto rotations during a military night
training exercise had a problem and landed on the tail rotor,
separating the tail boom. Fortunately, it wound up on its skids,
sliding down the runway doing 360s in a brilliant shower of sparks.
As the Cobra passed the tower, the following exchange was overheard:

Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?"

Cobra: "I don't know, tower. We ain't done crashin' yet!"

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