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One day an Israeli soldier at the checkpoint on the military highway
addressed the Arab riding along on his donkey, his wife trudging
along before him. "I've been watching you go by every morning for
months," the guard commented. "And you always ride and your wife is
always on foot. Why is that?"
"Wife no have donkey," replied the Arab with a shrug.
"I see. But why does she walk in front of you? Is that a custom of
The Arab shook his head. "Land mines," he explained.