Turkey and the Bull


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A turkey was chatting with a bull: "I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree", sighed the turkey."But I
haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was. Proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.

Management lesson: bullshit might get you to the
top, but it won't keep you there.





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