If you're Southern, you'll know...

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The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.

Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

What general direction cattywumpus is.

That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

When "by and by" is.

How to handle your "pot likker"

The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of cold potato salad.

The difference between "purt' near" and "a right far piece"

The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody! But nobody!

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