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Police officer Frank and his partner officer Linda had been assigned to
walk the beat.
They had only been out a short while when Linda said, "Damn, I was running
late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the
station to get them."
Frank replied, "We don't have to go back just give Finder my
trusty K-9 dog one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."
It was a hot day and Linda didn't fell like heading back to
the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Finder's
nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After
a few seconds of sniffing, his ears pick up, he sniffs the
wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Finder.
Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.
Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance.
The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a
dozen police cars, Finder rounds the corner with the Desk
Sergeant's balls in his mouth!