Join the CIA


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Three men go for interviews with the CIA. One of the requirements for
the interviewing process is that you have to bring a family member.

The first guy makes it through the interview, and he's thinking, "This
is great, this is what I've always wanted to do. It's perfect." At the
end of the interview the interviewer asks him, "Did you bring a family
member?"

The man replies, "Yes, I brought my mother, she's in the next room."

The interviewer says,"Okay, I want you to take this gun, go in the
room, and shoot your mother."

The man says, "Wow, I'm sorry, but I can't shoot my mother." The
interviewer tells him, "I'm sorry, part of being in the CIA is that
you can never question orders."

The next man comes in for the interview, same thing happens. He's
totally excited and wants the job. The interviewer asks him, "Did you
bring a family member?"

He says, "Yes, I brought my brother." The interviewer tells him, "I
want you to take this gun, go in the next room and shoot your
brother."

The man replies, "I'm sorry, I can't do that."

He also doesn't get the job.

The third man interviews, same thing happens. He thinks he's the right
guy for the job and he's totally into joining the CIA. The interviewer
asks him, "Did you bring a family member?" He says, "Ya, I brought my
wife." The interviewer tells him I want you to take this gun, go into
the next room and shoot your wife."

The man replies, "Well, okay."

He goes in to the room and the interviewer hears three gunshots
followed by a bunch of struggling and loud banging.

He goes in the room and says, "What are you doing!" The interviewee
answers, "Some idiot put blanks in the gun so I had to strangle the bitch."





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