Worst lay


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A traveling salesman, in the middle of his 2 week stint on the road,
walks into a WhoreHouse. The salesman whips out $300.00 and hands it
to the Madam of the house. "Give me the WORST lay you have here." he
says. The Madam, looking confused, says "But sir, for this kind of
money, you can have one of my very BEST girls." The salesman, not to
be discouraged, says, "Please, I just want the WORST piece of ass in
the house." The Madam, now getting a bit upset replies "Sir, for
$300.00, you could get the best lay of your life." Sheepishly the
salesman says, "I don' want the best lay of my life, I'm not horny,
I'm HOMESICK!"






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