Blondes, Brunettes, and Redheads

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?

A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a
redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"

Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde whore and a redhead whore?

A: After the blonde, you put antibiotics on your dick. After the
redhead you put antibiotics on the bite marks on your shoulders and
scratches on your back.

Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

A: She unties you.

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Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a
beautiful blonde.

First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"

Second sailor replies that he has.

They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.

FS, " Have you ever slept with a brunette?"

SS, "Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions"

They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves
the other two girls for dead.

FS, "Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"

His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"

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