The milkman

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So there's this guy, kisses his wife goodbye, gets into his BMW to
drive to work in the city. He's gone about a mile when he remembers he
forgot to pick up his watch from the bedroom, so he turns the car
around and drives back home.

When he walks into the bedroom, there was his wife, totally naked on
the bed and the milkman standing, totally naked also, beside the bed.

The milkman promptly went into a squatting position on the rug and
says, "I'm glad you're here, Mr. Smith, because I was just telling
your wife that if she doesn't pay the milk bill, I'm gonna shit all
over the floor!"

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