The Unethical Doctor

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took
one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the
window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed
the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you
know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any
abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the
doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm
doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any
lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse
with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she
said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first

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