Chastity Belt


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The True Knight King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where
the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a
chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most
obvious place.

"Why this is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Just look
at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the
Queen?"

"Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin. He then selected his
most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway.
He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt
whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly
in two.

"Merlin, you are a genius!" exclaimed the grateful monarch.
"Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected."

After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out
upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to
Camelot. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the
courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal
'short arm' inspection. Sure enough, each and every one of them
was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them, except
Sir Galahad.

"Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur. "My one and only true
knight. Only you among all the nobles have been true to me.
What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"

But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.






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