Driving Under the Influence


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One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly
rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-
the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow
stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his
keys on five different cars before he found his. Then
the man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his
keys for several minutes. By this time everyone had
left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his
engine and began to pull away. However, the police
officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver,
read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer
test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled
officer demanded to know how that could be. With a
smile on his face, the driver replied, "Tonight, I'm
the designated decoy!"





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