Signs


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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to
jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."
They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's
a little different, it pertains to religion." So the two ladies took their
sign down and took off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two
ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he
had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new
sign which read..........

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER.....$50.00."





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