You know you are from a small town if...


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You can name everyone you graduated with.

You know what 4-H is.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road

You used to drag "main."

You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't-same goes with the game warden

You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting

School gets canceled for state events.

You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old they'd tell your parents anyhow).

When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.

You were ever in the Homecoming parade.

You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You had senior skip day.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).

The country club golf course had only 9 holes

You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason

You think kids that ride skateboards are weird

The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town

Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people"

The people in the city dress funny, then you pick- up on the trend two years later

You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday

Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store

You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town

Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger

Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference

The city council meets at the coffee shop

Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday

You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis

Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart

Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride

Your teachers calls you by your older siblings names

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents

You can charge at all the local stores

The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away

So is the closest mall

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower

You laugh your butt off reading this because you know they're all true and forward it to everyone who lives in your town! (because you know them all!)





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