You Know You've Been In College Too Long When...
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You consider McDonald's "real food"
You actually like doing laundry at home
4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
It starts getting late on the weeknights
Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
You'd rather clean than study
"How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
You know the pizza boy by name
You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
You live for getting mail
Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
Prank phone calls become funny again
It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)
You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
You find out milk crates had so many uses
Wal-mart is the coolest store
The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long
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