Priests on the beach


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Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided they would
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine
and the scenery when a "drop-dead" gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini
came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare and
when she passed them she turned to them, smiled and said, "good
morning father, good morning father," nodding and addressing each of
them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned - how in the world did she recognize them as
priests? The next day they went back to the store, bought even more
outrageous outfits - these were so loud, you could hear them before
you even saw them - and again they settled on the beach in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini this
time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had
sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads).
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "good
morning father, good morning father," and started to walk away. One
of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "just a minute young lady.
Yes we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the
world did YOU know?"

"Oh father, don't you recognize me?.........I'm Sister Angela."






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