Parking


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A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking
spot,overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple
inside with the dome light on. Inside there was a young man in the
driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back
seat calmly knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the
driver's window and knocked.The young man looked up, obligingly cranked
the window down, and said, 'Yes, Officer?' 'What are you doing?' the
policeman asked. 'What does it look like?' answered the young man.'I'm
reading this magazine.' Pointing towards the young lady in the back
seat, the officer then asked, 'And what is she doing?' The young man
looked over his shoulder and replied, 'I think she's knitting a
sweater.' Confused, the officer asked, 'How old are you, young man?'
'I'm nineteen,' he replied. 'And how old is she?' asked the officer. The
young man looked at his watch and said, 'Well, in about twelve minutes
she'll be eighteen.'





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