And they say that there is no law.....
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Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state
trooper. The trooper walks up taps on the window with his nightstick, the
driver rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him in
the head with the stick.
The driver says, "What the hell was that for?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you better
have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the
guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and "WHACK", the
trooper smacks him with the nightstick, too.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say 'I
wish that jerk would've tried that crap with me.' "