Traffic Jam


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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, " Wow,this traffic seems worse
than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking
back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and
asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the thought
of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade in the
middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline
and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have
the money to pay for the new house". I'm walking around taking up a
collection for him.

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far? Three hundred gallons but a lot of folks are still siphoning"





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