What's the Baby's Name
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A high school girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party all
alone. Since she was very good looking, she was a bit nervous about
what to do if boys hit on her.
Her Mom said, "It is very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you,
you ask him what will be the name of our baby?', that will scare them
So off she went. After a little while at the party a boy started
dancing with her and,little by little, kissing her and touching her. She
asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
The boy found some excuse and disappeared.
Some time later the same thing happened again, a boy started to kiss her
neck, her shoulders...she stopped him and asked him about the baby's
name, he ran off.
Later on another boy invited her for a walk, after a few minutes he
started kissing her and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be
called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will
our baby be called?!"
she asked again.
After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, tied it in a knot and
said, "If he gets out of this one...David Copperfield!"