Which is More Important?
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A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner
during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a lightpost with one hand,
and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head with
her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress
upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her
privates for everyone to see.
The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, eveybody is taking a look at
what you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress
down is more important than worrying about your hat?"
"Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking at
is 85 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"