Things to do when your ISP goes down

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1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

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