Custer's Last Thoughts

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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall,
so he called an artist.

Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff,
and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went
through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on
business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed."

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the
finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a
halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed
the billionaire.

"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an
interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

"And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look
at all those fucking Indians.'"

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