Why did the chicken cross the road?


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PAT BUCHANNAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side". That's what "they" call it; the "other side". Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay, and if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination >that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the >other
side".

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
The crossing was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
We have just released Chicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of Chicken 2000.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
It depends on your definitions of "did," "the," and "chicken". I did not
cross the road with THAT chicken, but I'm not sure what you mean by
"chicken". Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE W BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?





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