Thanksgiving Prayer


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My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of
thanks. When they were old enough, we began letting our children say
the meal prayer. Of course at first they would ask for a pony, a new
bike, etc. They soon learned the more important things which should
be included in the prayer.

At Thanksgiving we had the whole family over. My nine year old
wanted to say the prayer. It went like this:

"Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for the turkey, the rolls, the
mashed potatoes, the red jiggly stuff, and the bread stuff even
though I don't like it. We ask that You not let us choke on this
food."

(Most of us nearly choked just trying not to laugh!)





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