Dead Frog

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A young boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a crushed
frog on a string. He goes up to the madam and says,
"I'd like to have the service of one of your young ladies,
but she's gotta have herpes."

The madam, taken aback by the boy, asks him, "Little
boy, why on earth would you want to ruin your life at
such an early age?"

The boy says, "I don't want to explain, Either you help
me out or I'll go somewhere that will!"

The madam figures his money is better spent here than
somewhere else, and takes him into the back to meet
his lady.

About an hour later the boy, still dragging the frog,
tries to pay for his time.

"Keep your money", said the Madam, "but I've just got
to know why a boy your age wants herpes so badly. Won't
you please tell me?"

The boy takes a deep breath and sighs. "Ma'am, you see
this frog?" "When I go home tonight, mom and dad are
going out, and the babysitter will come over. And the
babysitter will get the herpes." Then mom and dad will
come home, dad will take the babysitter home, and dad
will get herpes. "When mom and dad go to bed tonight,
mom will get herpes. "Tomorrow, I'll go to school, dad
will go to work, and the milkman will get herpes. "And
the milkman," the boy sobbed, "the milkman is the son
of a bitch who ran over my frog!"

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