Heart Transplant

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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed
his options with his doctor.

The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me
which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete
who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-
aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in
his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died
after practicing law for 30 years."

"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient.

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient
why he had chosen the lawyer's heart.

"It was easy," the patient replied. "I wanted a heart that
hadn't been used."

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