Friendship


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When you are sad,.............
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking
bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,..........
I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile,............
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared,.........
I will make fun of you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to
quit whining.

When you are confused,........
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.........
Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you
have.

When you have an injury .........
I will tell you to suck it up. It's not like you're the only one who has
pains.

When you fall......
I will point and laugh at you because you are clumsy.

When you break wind .......
I will laugh and accuse you in front of others of farting public.

In fact .........
I will bust your chops every chance I get.

This is my oath...............
I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?........
Because you're my friend.
And that's the kind of shit real friends can do ......





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