Get rich quick

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A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she
proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him
to death on their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the
half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she
got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his
12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of

Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound
of a woman screaming,... and the smell of burning rubber!"

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