Best T-shirts of The Summer


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(around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends

If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going

At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog

No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")

(on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off

I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now

(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.

What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About

I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian

(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party, (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge

Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money

Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt

If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You

Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.

First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.





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