Too Late for Marriage?


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A ninety five year old man announces to his entire family that he has decided to marry an eighteen year old woman and get on with his life, since his first wife passed on, one year ago. The family shocked to hear this tried to convice him in a pleasant manner that the marraige would not be a good idea. After hours of unsuccessful attempts to change his mind, his son confides to the rest of the family that a more direct approach be used and present him with the possiblity of death. After listening to the son, he remains quiet for ten minutes and says "Well, if she dies, SHE DIES!"





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