Special Delivery

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Because of a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to a call that a young mother was in labor. The house was very dark inside so the paramedic asked Katelyn, the woman's 3-year-old daughter, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

She watched as her mother pushed and pushed, and after a little while her brand-new brother was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. The baby began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."

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