Got a toothpick?


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Bartender is closing up the bar when he hears a knock at the back door.
Upon opening he finds a homeless guy who ask for a tooth pick. The
bartender then gives him a tooth pick. A little while later there's
another knock on the back door and upon opening there's another
homeless guy who asks for a tooth pick. The bartender then obliges and
gives him a tooth pick. The bartender getting ready to leave hears
another knock on the back door and upon opening finds a third homeless
guy at the back door. He tells the homeless guy let me guess you want a
tooth pick. The homeless guy says no i would like a straw. The
bartender says a straw, two other homeless guys came and asked for tooth
picks and you want a straw, can you please tell me what is going on and
why do you need the straw. The homeless guy tells the bartender, well
some drunk threw up on the side walk and all the good stuff is already
gone.





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