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Q: Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
A: Winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.

Q: State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on Arkansas I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
A: The driver replies, "'Bout what?"

Q: Did you hear about the newest law in Arkansas?
A: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

Q: Did you hear the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
A. Yeah, darn near took the whole trailer park with it!

Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.

Two fellas from Arkansas approach each other on the street.
One is carrying a sack.
"Hey, Tommy Ray, whacha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give 'em both to ya."
"OK. Ummmmmm...five?"

Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose themselves a trailer.

An Arkansas man came home to find his house on fire.
He rushed next door and called the fire dept.
"OK," replied the fireman, "We'll be right along. How do we get there?"
"You still have those big red trucks, don't you?"

Q: What do you get when you have 32 people from Arkansas in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movies in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under's not admitted.

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