What Women Drink

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a women's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.


Drink: Beer
Personality: casual, low maintenance, down to earth
Your approach: challenge her to a game of pool

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: flakey, annoying, a pain in the ass
Your approach: avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
Your approach: make her feel smater than she is.....

Drink: Wine
Personality: conservative and classy, sophisticated
Your approach: tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: older, has picky taste, know what she wants
Your approach: You don't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink

Drink: Shots
Personality: hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk and naked
Your approach: easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

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