Lights out

A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for
all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the
dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn
the lights on.

One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they
were having sex and saw that he was using a dildo on her.

"Honey, how could you do this! All this time you've never told
me. Explain yourself immediately!" she says.

The husband replies "OK, I will.... but first you have to explain
the kids."

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