New Breeds

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The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
-- Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Pointer + Setter
-- Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
-- Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
-- Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
-- Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
-- Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
-- Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Bloodhound + Labrador
-- Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
-- Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
-- Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
-- Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shiatsu
-- Hmm, what shall we call this one?

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