15 things that SEX and PARKING SPACES share in common

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1. You should never have to wait to find one

2. You should be able to slide right into one

3. Spaces in the front are always the best

4. When no front spaces are available, spaces in the rear will always suffice

5. It sucks when someone else is double-parked

6. Your space should still be open and waiting when you get back

7. It's a tragedy when you have a 'full-size' car but there are only 'compact' spaces

8. A full-size car is good to find

9. People are willing to wait in line for the good spaces

10. Spaces with short time limits are annoying and never satisfying

11. We're all looking for the free space with the "unlimited" time limit

12. A house isn't a home without a parking space

13. Some people are uncomfortable with a space in the rear

14. Why is it best-looking cars are always the ones who only like parking in the rear?

15. The better your parking techniques are the more parking spaces you can get into

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