The Different sex's at a drive-up ATM


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His ATM
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card, and receipt
5. Drive away

Her ATM
1. Pull-up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're to far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Locate grocery receipt in purse with PIN #
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Reenter Correct PIN #
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Go through purse for ink pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Study instructions again
18. Endorse check
19. Make deposit
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get back into car
22. Check makeup in mirror
23. Look for keys in purse
24. Start car
25. Check makeup again
26. Start pulling away from ATM
27. Stop
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Retrieve card and receipt
31. Get back into car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposit and withdrawal into checkbook
35. Clear space in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles down the road
41. Release the parking brake





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