Jet Fuel


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A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the
hanger at SFO; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them
says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"

"Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel - that'll kinda give you a
buzz."

So they do, get smashed and have a beautiful time; like only drinkin'
buddies can do. The following morning, one of them wakes up and he
knows his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn't. He gets up
and feels good, in fact, he feels great! NO hangover!

The phone rings, it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how do you
feel?" He says, "I feel great!!" and his buddy says, "I feel great
too!! You don't have a hangover?" and he says, "No - that jet fuel is
great stuff! No hangover! We ought to do this more often!"

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"What??"
"Did you FART yet??"
"No..."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!"





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