Clarence & Boudreaux

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Boudreaux live across de bayou from Clarence who he don like at
all. Dey all de time yell across de bayou at each other.

Boudreaux would yell to Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis bayou
I'd come over dere an pass my fis by you jaw good, yeah!"

Dis went on for years. Finally de state done built a bridge across dat
bayou right by dere houses and Boudreaux's wife Marie say, "Now is you
chance Boudreaux. Why don you go over dere an beat up Clarence lak
you say."

Boudreaux say "ok" and start across de bridge but he see a sign on de
bridge an he stop to read it and then he go back home. Marie say,
"Why you back so soon?" and Boudreaux say "Mais Marie I don change my
mind about beat up Clarence.

You know Marie dey got a sign on dat bridge what say Clarence 13'
6". You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at him from across
de bayou...!"

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