Canadian Attorney Season and Bag Limits

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1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Canadian hunting license
may harvest attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is
permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited.
If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to
roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys
from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance",
or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100
yards of BMW dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys,
$100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200
yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health
spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it
shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a federal
health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself
as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep,
accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose
of hunting attorneys.

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