Guinea Pig

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A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of
emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts
impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for
by the emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground
and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind
schedule, and the Scout lay "wounded" for several hours.

When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was supposed to
be, they found nothing but a brief note: "Have bled to death and
gone home..."

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