E-mail Truths

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I will NOT have bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear music, or see a cool pop up screen if I don't forward this.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money.

Victoria's Secret does NOT know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me, and Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people.

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to 10 people who don't know who I am anyway.

I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward this .... NEVER!!!!

My phone will NOT mysteriously ring after I forward this.

There is NO SUCH THING as an Email tracker, and I am NOT STUPID ENOUGH to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more people.

There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything. Maybe he did when he was 7 years old, but he is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POSTCARDS, CALLING CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!

The government does NOT have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, or program I will receive immediately after I forward this. People are just trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.

The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never heard of disease for every email address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations; they NEVER donate.

Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it... and then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next Full Moon or you will be constipated for the next 3 months!

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