The UC system and light bulbs


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Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the campus.

Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.

Q: How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven: One to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience.

Q: How many UC Davis students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Davis doesn't use electricity

Q: How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q: How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

Q: How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seventy-six: One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

Q: How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Riverside looks better in the dark.

Q: How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One: he hires the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them.

Q: How many UC Los Angeles students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One: She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.





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