Dead Frog

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A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found
a frog. She inquired as to whether it was a live or dead.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" She asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.

"You did what?" Squealed the teacher in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went
'Pssst'. The frog didn't move."

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