The Horse and the Chicken


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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go get the farmer
to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm, but the
farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud
hole and ties the rope around the bumper. He then throws the other
end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward,
saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to
the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the
chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!





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