Divorce News

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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York
and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell
you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five
years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
the old man says "We're sick of each other, and I'm
sick of talking about this, so you call your sister
in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts,
"I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately,
and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his
wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving.
Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

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