Cool things about having a beer belly

Cool things about having a beer belly:

- You're less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.

- It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.

- It's a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.

- Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you'll ever
be thrown free of the earth into deep space.

- Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the
parking meter.

... And finally, the COOLEST thing about having a beer belly:

YOU CAN DRINK LOTSA BEER!!!

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