Garage Sale?

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled
the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed
the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.

A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have
a garage sale.

"No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and
right now he's getting ready for a big date."

"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.
"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment
out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make
sure the driveway was ready for him."